Tuesday, October 28, 2008


In less than 24 days Racheal - my BFF from England and basically my almost relation/sister/homie/HPfangirly - will be making her annual visit to me and the puggy! I love it when she visits because a) we have SO MUCH fun when she is here! b) she brings British KitKats c) we geek out about Procurement and the lot. d) major HP fangirly - need I say MORE?! Lol. e) Movie geek just.like.me. f) did I mention she brings British Kit Kats? :) Also bless her, she will go through my family gathering called Turkey Day.

This year we are still planning *what to do* but we are both craft crazy! She is an amazingly talented painter and we are both quite excited about taking a copic marker class. Yes. We. Are.GEEKS. And we are proud of that moniker. Hence that means loads of classes, crafting, shopping for crafts(they are EXPENSIVE in the UK), shopping for everything else besides crafts(hello! exchange RATE!), eating, watching movies, talking, gossiping, meeting friends... the LIST GOES ON.

I mean, I am still kinda in shock that we will be on holiday for like 2 weeks! She is use to a 2 week holiday - but for me it takes a bit getting used to. lol. Also we are going to be having a staycation! YEA! I am seriously thinking of ordering a cord of wood for the house because I can just imagine MANY fires in the fire place with us drinking PLENTY of hot cocoa. Now all it has to do is snow! I have never had a snowed in holiday before - I think that would be sorta fun. usually I am the first one to blow out the drive way - but to be snowed in? WAY FUN. My house and backyard are SO pretty when it snows.

Okay that is sad. It is not even the end of October and I am wishing for snow! Really I shouldn't wish it -because I am the one taking care of said snow! lol.

Anyways - I had to share the following because it is just so funny that was sent to me from Ms. Rach! Folks -if you are not used to British Humor... this is considered a joke. :) I am still cracking up over the "ize" and the "nancies". Also, I gave her a challenge thought - of COURSE it is called the World Series - WE (ie the USA) invented BASEBALL! So it is our little world - okay?! *chuckle* Anyways - I hope you enjoy it! HUGS Nan

To the citizens of the United States of Americafrom Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth IIIn light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Alsaka, which she does not fancy).Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:-----------------------1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-'ise.'Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').------------------------2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S .English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'-------------------3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.-----------------4.You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.----------------------5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.----------------------6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.--------------------7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.-------------------8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.-------------------9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.---------------------10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.---------------------11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).---------------------12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America . Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.--------------------13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.-----------------14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).---------------15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.God Save the Queen!


Cricket said...

Love British humor!! Enjoy your visit with your girlfriend, sounds like you two will have a blast!!


Anonymous said...

Enjoy your visit and those KitKat's. I wonder if they are the same or similar to the ones in Australia? They are soo yummy!

Nevis said...

Love british humor!

Oh, and have fun with your BFF!

plot-bunny said...

OMG it's like only 23 days until you're landed with my sorry ass for almost 2 weeks! Lucky you! Don't fret, kitkats have been procured! Am way too excited to be concentrated on work right now, lol! Looking forward to crafts, crafts, crafts and oh SALES! :D

plot-bunny said...

Forgot to mention *clears throat*......GEEKS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!

Ok, I'm done now...

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